Water: The Holy Grail of Wellness

Ah, water—life’s most basic, affordable elixir. Yet, somehow, drinking enough of it has become the health struggle of our generation. If our ancestors could see us now, obsessing over hydration apps and custom-etched glass bottles, they’d spit out their dirt water in disbelief. Somewhere along the way, we collectively convinced ourselves that the secret to hydration wasn’t just, you know, drinking water—but finding *The Perfect Bottle* to carry it in.